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Post by Typhoid on Dec 15, 2009 21:08:19 GMT -5
"Watch it with the lesbian remarks," she warned, slurring slightly. "I'm bi."
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Post by Everyone Else on Dec 15, 2009 21:12:17 GMT -5
"Congratulations, so was my ex," ::Derek told her. He was a liberal fellow, who had no problems with people based on sexual orientation, mutant status, race, religion, or any number of distinctions. His words weren't slurring, but certain consonants were no longer clear.:: "But I was being serious. One of the pamphlets was exclusively devoted to how heterosexuality was a patriarchal plot."
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Post by Typhoid on Dec 15, 2009 21:13:52 GMT -5
Her face scrunched up in exaggerated disgust. "Oh...THAT."
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Post by Everyone Else on Dec 15, 2009 21:15:18 GMT -5
::Derek gave an exaggerated nod.:: "Yes, *that.* Like I said, they expected her to become a lesbian and renounce my sinful, male-driven influence. Anyway, a couple of us offered to take them out to lunch and show them how natural it could be and the lines were drawn pretty well at that point. Except for Amber. She escalated."
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Post by Typhoid on Dec 15, 2009 21:16:06 GMT -5
"Escalated?" she asked, taking a long drink.
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Post by Everyone Else on Dec 15, 2009 21:18:48 GMT -5
"Amber's a good friend of mine," ::Derek felt it necessary to point this out before getting into the meat of the story.:: "She lives on the other side of the country, but we went to school together. Anyway, she had two boys at the time, both of them were leashed, and she started arguing with one of the protesters about how *she* could possibly be the one being used and abused in the relationship."
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Post by Typhoid on Dec 15, 2009 21:27:22 GMT -5
"Let me guess. Someone threw a punch," she said, munching on a fry.
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Post by Everyone Else on Dec 15, 2009 21:29:46 GMT -5
"Not while I was there," ::Although Derek knew there had been a police call later that day.:: "We got tired of watching and left during the screaming match. But you never threaten Amber, especially not when she owns a cop."
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Post by Typhoid on Dec 15, 2009 21:31:14 GMT -5
That made her choke mid-drink again. "I just had the mildly arousing image of my boyfriend in his uniform with a chain. He's a cop."
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Post by Everyone Else on Dec 15, 2009 21:33:23 GMT -5
::Derek laughed at that. Of course she was dating a cop.:: "I'll bet. You don't even have to buy a fake uniform for that."
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Post by Typhoid on Dec 15, 2009 21:34:26 GMT -5
"Depends on what we do with it," she said, waggling her eyebrows.
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Post by Everyone Else on Dec 15, 2009 21:36:47 GMT -5
::That only caused Derek to laugh more loudly.:: "I suppose there's a law against defiling a real uniform."
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Post by Typhoid on Dec 15, 2009 21:43:32 GMT -5
"Could still use the handcuffs," she said, grinning.
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Post by Everyone Else on Dec 15, 2009 21:44:15 GMT -5
::Derek smiled and nodded in agreement.:: "Excellent point."
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Post by Typhoid on Dec 15, 2009 21:47:40 GMT -5
"We could keep this up all night," she remarked, blinking a little as she looked around, because certain things were out of focus.
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